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If a woman doesn’t pay attention to you, there’s only one solution to seduce her : show her how good you can breakdance after taking a viagra pill!

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Q: Did you hear about the new Viagra candy bar?
A: Oh, Oh, Oh my God, Henry!

Q: What do you get when you mix Viagra and Prozac?
A: A guy who is ready to go, but doesn’t really care where.

Q: What is the difference between your first honeymoon and your second?
A: The first: Niagara; the second: Viagra.

Q: What do you get when you mix Viagra with rogaine?
A: Don King.

Q: What happens if you get the Viagra pill stuck in your throat?
A: You get a stiff neck.

Q: What is Viagra Falls?
A: A newly discovered waterfall that flows upward.

Q: How many doses of Viagra does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One little tablet, and it’s a whole new bulb.

One morning, two 80-year-old men sat talking over the weather and the latest in medical science, and such, when one brings up the latest male medical miracle, Viagra. The other elderly man wasn’t familiar with Viagra and asked the first man what it was for.

The first man said, “It’s the greatest thing I’ve ever known. The Fountain of Youth! Makes you feel like a man of thirty.”

The second man then asked, “Can you get it over the counter?”

“You probably could, if you took two pills,” replied the first man.

Kenneth Starr is reportedly investigating a recent rumor that the Republican Party had used Bob Dole’s supply of Viagra from clinical trials to spike fast food deliveries to the White House.

The White House has confirmed a report that the entire male staff had participated in a “blind” clinical study in which all but one individual had received a placebo.

There was no comment as to the identity of that individual.

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A man walks into a drug store and says to the Pharmacist behind the counter,

‘Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I’ve never had three girls at once and I need something to keep me horny… keep me potent.’

The chemist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small cardboard box marked with the label Viagra Extra Strength and says, ‘If you take this, you’ll go mental for 12 hours.’

Very happy and excited, the man says, ‘Gimme three boxes.’

The next day the man walks into the same drug store, right up to the same Pharmacist and pulls down his pants. The chemist looks in horror as he notices the man’s cock is swollen, black and blue, and the skin is hanging off in some places.

The man says, ‘Gimme a tube of Deep Heat.’

The Pharmacist replies, ‘Deep Heat? You’re not going to put Deep Heat on that are you?’

The man says, ‘No, it’s for my arms. The girls didn’t show up.’