Viagra Blog

A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription exclaimed over the $10/pill price.

His wife, who was with him, had a different opinion: “Oh, $40 a year isn’t too bad.”

Have you tried the new hot beverage, Viagraccino? One cup and you’re up all night.

How many doses of Viagra does it take to change a light bulb? One little tablet, and it’s a whole new bulb.

Men are being warned not to take Viagra with nitrates after five gentlemen in India did so and changed the balance of power in the region.

If you’re depressed and think you might need Viagra, see a professional. If that doesn’t work, see a doctor!

A guy named Dave emailed us that he left his Viagra tablet in his shirt pocket when he sent it to the laundry. Now, his shirt is too stiff to wear.

We received the report today that it is no longer necessary to stake tomatoes. Just dissolve a Viagra tablet in the water and they stand up straight and tall.

Viagra is now being compared to Disneyland - a one-hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

Men taking iron supplements are warned that taking Viagra may cause them to spin around and point north.

A man at a nursing home took Viagra and went to the lunch room, where the residents were playing Bingo. To get their attention he yelled out, “SUPER SEX! Super Sex!”

The ladies yelled back: “I want the SOUP!”, “Soup, Please.”

“Oh, I’d love some soup!”

The Viagra computer virus turns your floppy disk into a hard drive. The Viagra Super virus then sucks all your data off the hard drive.

New Viagra eye drops make you look hard.

Viagra in Spanish, we’re told, is “viejos agradecidos” or “greated old guys” (sic).

Viagra has been a big boon to ’stand up’ comedians.

The man spent too much money on Viagra: Now, he’s hard up.

Viagra in chocolate bars - you eat it, She says, “Oh, Oh Henry!”

A bank sign in Dallas during this heat wave complains: “Who put Viagra in the thermometer?”

Bread with Viagra as an added ingredient is being marketed through a Boston bakery under the name “Pepperidge Firm”.

Did you hear about the first death from an overdose of Viagra? A man took twelve pills and his wife died.

Dan Quail does not support Viagra. Quote: “I’ve been using this stuff for a week and NOTHING! It’s the worst suppository I’ve ever used.”

Generic Viagra is sold under the name Fix-a-Flat.

Rumor has it that when a truck carrying a load of Viagra slid off into the Ohio River, all the lift bridges suddenly went up.

New plans are being made to raise the Titanic. Experts plan to pump it full of Viagra, and expect it to raise right up.

For years the medical professional has been looking after the ill, to make them better. Now, with Viagra, they’re raising the dead!

It’s been said that if you take Viagra and Propecia (or use Rogain) at the same time, things work great — but you look like Don King, afterward.

A Viagra delivery truck was high-jacked: The police are looking for two ‘hardened criminals’. They expect a stiff penalty under the penal code.

Unconfirmed but frequent reports tell us that a man who overdosed on Viagra caused the funeral home problems - they couldn’t close his coffin lid for 3 days.

Even so, we’re told that the funeral home industry is happy about Viagra overdoses: Lots of new stiffs means an upswing in business

Then there was the man who got his Viagra tablet stuck in his throat and suffered from a stiff neck.

The difference between Niagara and Viagra? Niagara Falls.

A lady walked into a pharmacy and spoke to the pharmacist. She asked, “Do you have Viagra?”

“Yes,” he answered.

She asked, “Does it work?”

“Yes,” he answered.

“Can you get it over the counter?” she asked.

“I can if I take two,” he answered.

An Irish woman “of a certain age”, visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband’s sex drive.

“What about trying Viagra?” asks the doctor.

“Not a chance,” she said. “He won’t even take an aspirin”.

“Not a problem,” replied the doctor. “Drop it into his coffee. He won’t even taste it.

Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.”

It wasn’t a week later, but when she rang up the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress.

The poor dear exclaimed, “Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! Twas horrid! Just terrible, Doctor.”

“Really? What happened?” asked the doctor.

“Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee, didn’t I?

The effect was almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely!

With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the tabletop!

It was a nightmare, I tell you!”

“Why so terrible?” asked the doctor. “Do you mean
the sex was not good?”

“No, no, no, Doctor. The sex was great – terrific marvelous!!

Indeed,’twas the best sex I’ve had in 25 years.

But I’ll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!”

• A man at a nursing home took Viagra and went to the lunch room, where the residents were playing Bingo. To get their attention he yelled out, “SUPER SEX!, Super Sex!” The ladies yelled back: “I want the SOUP!”, “Soup, Please.” “Oh, I’d love some soup!”
• Generic Viagra is sold under the name Fix-a-Flat.
• New Viagra eye drops make you look hard.
• Viagra in Spanish, we’re told, is “viejos agradecidos” or “greated old guys” (sic).
• Viagra has been a big boon to ’stand up’ comedians.
• The man spent too much money on Viagra: Now, he’s hard up.
• Viagra in chocolate bars - you eat it, She says, “Oh, Oh Henry!”
• A bank sign in Dallas during this heat wave complains: “Who put Viagra in the thermometer?”
• Bread with Viagra as an added ingredient is being marketed through a Boston bakery under the name “Pepperidge Firm”.
• Did you hear about the first death from an overdose of Viagra? A man took twelve pills and his wife died.
• A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription exclaimed over the $10/pill price. His wife, who was with him, had a different opinion: “Oh, $40 a year isn’t too bad.”
• …Then there was the man who got his Viagra tablet stuck in his throat and suffered from a stiff neck.
• Have you tried the new hot beverage, Viagraccino? One cup and you’re up all night.
• How many doses of Viagra does it take to change a light bulb? One little tablet, and it’s a whole new bulb.
• Men are being warned not to take Viagra with nitrates after five gentlemen in India did so and changed the balance of power in the region.
• The Viagra computer virus turns your floppy disk into a hard drive. The Viagra Super virus then sucks all your data off the hard drive.
• If you’re depressed and think you might need Viagra, see a professional. If that doesn’t work, see a doctor!
• A guy named Dave emailed us that he left his Viagra tablet in his shirt pocket when he sent it to the laundry. Now, his shirt is too stiff to wear.
• We received the report today that it is no longer necessary to stake tomatoes. Just dissolve a Viagra tablet in the water and they stand up straight and tall.
• Viagra is now being compared to Disneyland - a one-hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
• Dan Quail does not support Viagra. Quote: “I’ve been using this stuff for a week and NOTHING! It’s the worst suppository I’ve ever used.”
• Men taking iron supplements are warned that taking Viagra may cause them to spin around and point north.
• Rumor has it that when a truck carrying a load of Viagra slid off into the Ohio River, all the lift bridges suddenly went up.
• New plans are being made to raise the Titanic. Experts plan to pump it full of Viagra, and expect it to raise right up.
• For years the medical professional has been looking after the ill, to make them better. Now, with Viagra, they’re raising the dead!
• The difference between Niagara and Viagra? Niagara Falls.
• It’s been said that if you take Viagra and Propecia (or use Rogain) at the same time, things work great — but you look like Don King, afterward.
• A Viagra delivery truck was high-jacked: The police are looking for two ‘hardened criminals’. They expect a stiff penalty under the penal code.
• Unconfirmed but frequent reports tell us that a man who overdosed on Viagra caused the funeral home problems - they couldn’t close his coffin lid for 3 days.
• Even so, we’re told that the funeral home industry is happy about Viagra overdoses: Lots of new stiffs means an upswing in business.
• We loved Newsweek’s comments on the trade name Microsoft® , to wit:Let’s see… “Micro” and “Soft”. Needs Viagra!