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Viagra Jokes 3

Q: Did you hear about the new Viagra candy bar?
A: Oh, Oh, Oh my God, Henry!

Q: What do you get when you mix Viagra and Prozac?
A: A guy who is ready to go, but doesn’t really care where.

Q: What is the difference between your first honeymoon and your second?
A: The first: Niagara; the second: Viagra.

Q: What do you get when you mix Viagra with rogaine?
A: Don King.

Q: What happens if you get the Viagra pill stuck in your throat?
A: You get a stiff neck.

Q: What is Viagra Falls?
A: A newly discovered waterfall that flows upward.

Q: How many doses of Viagra does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One little tablet, and it’s a whole new bulb.


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Viagra Jokes 2

One morning, two 80-year-old men sat talking over the weather and the latest in medical science, and such, when one brings up the latest male medical miracle, Viagra. The other elderly man wasn’t familiar with Viagra and asked the first man what it was for.

The first man said, “It’s the greatest thing I’ve ever known. The Fountain of Youth! Makes you feel like a man of thirty.”

The second man then asked, “Can you get it over the counter?”

“You probably could, if you took two pills,” replied the first man.


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Viagra Jokes

Kenneth Starr is reportedly investigating a recent rumor that the Republican Party had used Bob Dole’s supply of Viagra from clinical trials to spike fast food deliveries to the White House.

The White House has confirmed a report that the entire male staff had participated in a “blind” clinical study in which all but one individual had received a placebo.

There was no comment as to the identity of that individual.

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Honorable Mentions:

We work harder, so you don’t have to

Ten inches long … and growing.

Viagra, when it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight

Viagra, home of the whopper

Viagra, Now is a great time to be silver

This is your penis. This is your penis on Viagra. Any questions?


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Top Slogans Currently Being Considered by Viagra

Viagra. The quicker dicker upper

One-a-day, like iron

Get a piece of the rock

You’ve come a long way, baby

Viagra, it plumps when you take ‘em

Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman

Tastes great, more filling

Viagra, built ram tough
2. Here’s the beef!

And, the number one slogan being considered by Viagra:

Just do her.

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About Viagra

Sildenafil citrate, sold under the name Viagra is the first of a new group of medication which allows adequate sexual stimulation, relaxes the blood vessels of the penis and helps erection. Sildenafil tablet should be taken once a day. The time necessary for Sildenafil to exercise its action is about half an hour. The effect is maintained for about four hours.

The effect is only obtained with a satisfactory sexual stimulation.

What is sildenafil?

Sildenafil relaxes muscles and increases blood flow to particular areas of the body.
Sildenafil under the name Viagra is used to treat erectile dysfunction (impotence) in men. Another brand of sildenafil is Revatio, which is used to treat pulmonary arterial hypertension and improve exercise capacity in men and women.
Sildenafil may also be used for purposes other than those listed here.
What should I discuss with my doctor before taking sildenafil?
Do not take sildenafil if you are also using a nitrate drug for chest pain or heart problems. This includes nitroglycerin (Nitrostat, Nitrolingual, Nitro-Dur, Nitro-Bid, and others), isosorbide dinitrate (Dilatrate-SR, Isordil, Sorbitrate), and isosorbide mononitrate (Imdur, ISMO, Monoket). Nitrates are also found in some recreational drugs such as amyl nitrate or nitrite (”poppers”). Taking sildenafil with a nitrate medicine can cause a serious decrease in blood pressure, leading to fainting, stroke, or heart attack.

A small number of patients have had a sudden loss of eyesight after taking sildenafil. This type of vision loss is caused by decreased blood flow to the optic nerve of the eye. It is not clear whether sildenafil is the actual cause of such vision loss. Sudden vision loss with sildenafil use has occurred most often in people with heart disease, diabetes, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, or certain pre-existing eye problems, and in those who smoke or are over 50 years old.
Before taking sildenafil, tell your doctor if you have:

  • heart disease or heart rhythm problems;
  • a recent history (in the past 6 months) of a heart attack, stroke, or heart rhythm disorder;
  • congestive heart failure;
  • high or low blood pressure;
  • coronary artery disease;
  • liver disease;
  • kidney disease;
  • a blood cell disorder such as sickle cell anemia, multiple myeloma, or leukemia;
  • a bleeding disorder such as hemophilia;
  • a stomach ulcer;
  • retinitis pigmentosa (an inherited condition of the eye);
  • a physical deformity of the penis (such as Peyronie’s disease); or

if you have been told you should not have sexual intercourse for health reasons.
If you have any of these conditions, you may not be able to use sildenafil or you may need a dosage adjustment or special tests during treatment.
FDA pregnancy category B: This medication is not expected to be harmful to an unborn baby. Do not use sildenafil without telling your doctor if you are pregnant or plan to become pregnant during treatment.
It is not known if sildenafil passes into breast milk or if it could harm a nursing baby. Do not use this medication without telling your doctor if you are breast-feeding a baby.

How should I take sildenafil?

Take each dose with a full glass of water.
Avoid taking High-fat food before taking Viagra as it may cause the medicine to take more time to start working.
Sildenafil is usually taken only when needed, 30 - 90 minutes before sexual activity. The medication can help achieve an erection when sexual stimulation occurs. An erection will not occur just by taking a pill.
Do not take sildenafil more than once a day. Allow 24 hours to pass between doses.
Store this medication at room temperature away from moisture and heat.

What happens if I miss a dose?

Viagra is used as needed, so you are not likely to miss a dose.
If you miss a dose of Revatio, take the missed dose as soon as you remember. If it is almost time for your next dose, skip the missed dose and take the medicine at the next regularly scheduled time. Do not take extra medicine to make up the missed dose.
What happens if I overdose?
Seek emergency medical attention if you think you have used too much of this medicine. Symptoms of a sildenafil overdose may include chest pain, nausea, irregular heartbeat, and feeling light-headed or fainting.

What should I avoid while taking sildenafil?

Avoid drinking alcohol, which can increase some of the side effects of sildenafil.
Avoid using other medicines to treat impotence, such as alprostadil (Caverject, Muse, Edex) or yohimbine (Yocon, Yodoxin, others), without first talking to your doctor.

What are the possible side effects of sildenafil?
If you become dizzy or nauseated, or have pain, numbness, or tingling in your chest, arms, neck, or jaw during sexual activity, stop and call your doctor right away. You could be having a serious side effect of sildenafil.
Stop using sildenafil and get emergency medical help if you have sudden vision loss.
Get emergency medical help if you have any of these signs of an allergic reaction: hives; difficulty breathing; swelling of your face, lips, tongue, or throat.
Stop using sildenafil and call your doctor at once if you have any of these serious side effects:

  • chest pain or heavy feeling, pain spreading to the arm or shoulder, nausea, sweating, general ill feeling;
  • irregular heartbeat;
  • swelling in your hands, ankles, or feet;
  • shortness of breath;
  • vision changes;
  • feeling light-headed, fainting; or
  • penis erection that is painful or lasts 4 hours or longer.

Continue taking sildenafil and talk with your doctor if you have any of these less serious side effects:

  • warmth or redness in your face, neck, or chest;
  • stuffy nose;
  • headache;
  • upset stomach; or
  • back pain.

Side effects other than those listed here may also occur. Talk to your doctor about any side effect that seems unusual or that is especially bothersome.

What drug(s) may interact with ?

Do not take sildenafil if you are taking the following medications:
nitroglycerin-type drugs for the heart or chest pain such as amyl nitrite, isosorbide dinitrate, isosorbide mononitrate, nitroglycerin, even if these are only taken occasionally

Sildenafil may also interact with the following medications:
alpha blockers, used for high blood pressure or an enlarged prostate. NOTE: Do not take doses of sildenafil higher than 25 mg within 4 hours of taking alpha blockers, such as alfuzosin (UroXatral®), doxazosin (Cardura®), prazosin (Minipress®), or terazosin (Hytrin®).

  • bosentan
  • certain drugs used for seizures such as carbamazepine, phenytoin, and phenobarbital
  • certain drugs used for fungal or yeast infections, such as fluconazole, ketoconazole, and voriconazole
  • certain drugs for the treatment of HIV infection or AIDS
  • cimetidine
  • cisapride
  • clarithromycin
  • diltiazem
  • erythromycin
  • grapefruit juice
  • mibefradil
  • nitroprusside
  • rifabutin
  • rifampin
  • quinidine

some drugs for treating depression, anxiety or other mood problems (examples: fluoxetine, fluvoxamine, nefazodone)
verapamil
What is the shelf life of the pills?
The expiry date is mentioned on each blister. It is different for different batches. The shelf life is 2 years from the date of manufacture and would differ from batch to batch depending on when they were manufactured.

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